Friday, 11 April 2014

Sponge-Odd Thomas

(Odd Thomas Review By Neamo)

Last night whilst attempting to soothe the raw nerve exposed in my Need For Speed Review, I received a film recommendation from a person whom I hold in some esteem. I had before that point never heard of the name Odd Thomas, I had seen nothing in cinematic trailers which now act as more of a budgetary sounding board than anything else, never heard of the title mentioned on the websites I frequent or indeed heard anyone mention anything of the strange and whimsical title in any context. This warranted further investigation! Donning both deerstalker and pipe I quickly found that pressing legal suites and unfavorable reviews had buried this movie before it had left the metaphorical nest, and as such it has been left unseen and generally unmentioned to all who do not follow Dean Koontz. It was intriguing but I must admit that when it comes to films, the hype behind them often reveals much of the inherent value within, and while that isn't always the case, the fact of the matter is until that moment I had heard nothing, either positive of negative of this unusually titled piece. Choosing to ignore my instincts to flee to the grounds of comfort, and still melancholic from my newly unbound suppressed memories of a film that makes my inner child wretch, I decided to abandon reason and delve into a film I was sure would be a straight to DVD monstrosity. I'm glad I did watch it, however, while reviewing this film I can find myself making a conscious effort to substitute the description odd for others, and considering it's a title that by and large fits it's name exceptionally well, you can consider this review an enormous pain in the ass. Not to the flaying depths of Need For Speed of course, but it's irritating none the less.


Odd Thomas revolves around it's titular character, Odd Thomas. While there is a brief and banal description within the film to try and explain how a boy can be rightly given the name Odd, it still seems a near act of infanticide on the remaining parents part to allow a child with that name to go to a public school. We learn within the space of less than a minute that Odd had been raised with his highly psychotic and abusive mother, his father leaving the fray for better things, and that Odd's mother has the same gift as he. When I say we learn this of course, I mean only in the sense that we are given one or two rather peppy but otherwise concise sentences on the issue, a psychiatric flip book of images, and it is never raised again. Odd is respected the town over, as being a twenty year old fry cook, Sponge-Odd knows everyone within the hick and small town of California. I'm sorry, that was facetious of me, within the small town of Pico Mundo, a town otherwise cut off from the main cities of California. With a girlfriend called Stormy whose name is given no dose of explanation, only that she's a rebel ice cream vendor with blue streaked hair, we see them frolic and playfully flirt as soul devouring aliens from the void pour into this world through the nexus of all evil, that Sponge-Odd can see lurking around every corner. I would call them ghosts or demonic spirits, but the fact of the matter is there is something rather strange and alien about the whole affair, not only in looks but in their actions, so I shall call it as I see it. With apocalyptic events brewing and no suspicion attached to his name throughout the entirety of the movie, Sponge-Odd battles with a harbinger known as the fungus man for his oddly colored hair, and is aided by his devout believers, his girlfriend and the chief of police, Wyatt. Slowly piecing the puzzle together that leads to the death of his loved one and the salvation of a mall, it's a journey of friends, fry cooks and forensic ineptitude that will leave you questioning why you enjoyed it so much.


I have to admit I do tend to overly despoil and otherwise mar a plot that I find laughable. If there are numerous holes, it is an exercise in restraint not to pull at them and otherwise stretch them to tearing point immediately, and I often do as is made evident by this summation, don't have the will power to hold myself back. We see almost nothing of Odd's troubles before these events, and aside from a few placid cut scenes, one involving a fortune telling machine and the other involving his mothers psychiatric incarceration we learn little of our protagonist. Strange, well mannered, witty and ultimately kind, he lacks any form of an edge to his character, portrayed as a flawless fry cook who aside from being considered weird by his peers acts as a shining beacon of what a person should be. While that would appeal to many, for me and my personal love of the Byronic hero, his every man protagonist attempt at trying to appease all tastes fills me with utter disdain. His gift and the plot suggestions within hint that he is a man who has not only seen death, he has grown so used to it that it holds none of the macabre sway, and he is constantly plagued by these horrors. While one could argue that time would cause you to grow numb to them, he seems naive if only for the sake of the plot. It begs the question, how has he survived this long?


The acting is okay. It's not awful, and in that same vein it deserves no awards or accolades either. It would seem in poor taste of me to say it was of a television mini drama quality considering that I've seen some exceptional mini drama's recently, but it certainly strode leagues above the crippled husk of the film I had reviewed prior. Dafoe's performance ultimately remained my focus of interest, and Dafoe remained Dafoe. I was certainly appeased to a greater extent. The acting is not however the saving grace of this film. While I have mentioned it was a pleasant experience for me, until this point you've seen no praise, and the praise shall come in the place of the scripted dialogue and direction. I am not going to mention music or set pieces, I simply can't remember them, nor do I remember much else from the film. What I do remember is the feeling of enjoyment. It felt smooth, with a production value that seemed to exceed the meager budget I rightly assumed it had been given. Fluid camera movements, eased transitions and an overall great direction held the piece in a higher esteem, giving it a true vehicle for it's script. Funny, well written, witty and occasionally biting, the lines for the most part save a few horrifying attempts at romanticism gave an authenticity I hadn't expected.


While I could lazily pluck at my gripes and niggles in this film, the general lack of forensic knowledge, the special effects seemingly ripped from an alien versus predator installment, or even something plot destroying like the fact he can kiss his intangible spirit lover, I won't. I'll not go to the effort of plucking away every shred, as it gave me some genuine laughter and a little feeling toward the end. Instead, I will talk of what I would have changed. I would have liked to have seen a film far removed from the one I had done, the plot stripped away in order to make room for a plot anew. A darker feel than the bright and pastille color palate used, a little more psychological interplay and more focus on his crazy mother might have given the film a dualistic edge, is he crazy, did he kill Fungus? It would certainly have appealed to me at a more personal level.


Another day, another review. This like the former took time as, having recently watched it, thoughts and opinions still were forming and settling into place. The film is a good and lighthearted romp, with a shaky plot but witty protagonist. If you are looking for something deep and soulful, this won't be for you, but if you feel the need to kick back and relax, there are certainly worse films you could be watching. Oh, and as I've enjoyed writing it during the review... Sponge-Odd.

Thursday, 10 April 2014

The Need To Impede

(Need For Speed Review And Rant By Neamo)

Returning quickly back to my embittered roots, I shall once more delve into the murky waters of ineptitude with this cosmic horror of a film. The Need For Speed! I will start this by quickly assuring you I had no real desire to watch this film. Racing movies, as a whole tend to be written with the elegance and sophistication of a drunk uncle at a family gathering, racist, crass and generally with little to no basis in truth. Needless to say, I was decidedly unenthused about the entire affair, and would have listened to my gut instinct save for my need to socialize and my endearing and enduring love toward Breaking Bad. How does Breaking Bad, one of the shining achievements of this decade of entertainment, line in to what is essentially a poor clone of The Fast And The Furious? Well it's lead protagonist is played by Aaron Paul, a man who played Jessie Pinkman in one of the most soul rending and at the same time hilarious performances I've ever been privileged to witness, so when I tell you that his name was enough to make me attempt to shelve deeply preconceived notions of film, you will I hope understand. This review took time to complete, and it is late, partly because of the difficulty in writing it but also because of internal struggles that lock into place when I try to criticize an actor who I know full well is capable of far more, and I hope you'll forgive that. With that in mind, let's proceed.


The Need For Speed starts, as does any film involving any form of vehicle nowadays for 'emphasis' in a garage. Tobey Marshall's father has just passed on leaving his son in debt with a gang of misfits friends who act as his mechanics. A mechanic but also a racer, Marshall takes out his frustration in a quick street race, during which he nearly kills a vagrant. That isn't central to the plot of course, and it isn't mentioned afterward save for a joking laugh between he and the onlooking pilot friend of his who serves as the token comic relief in this ensemble group of young adult misfits. When a former girlfriend of Marshall's breezes in to town with her boyfriend Dino Brewster, Brewster has plans for the debt addled mechanic and proposes a deal, a one time job refitting a mythical Shelby Mustang which appears to have been lost to time immemorial. Marshall, though having some unspoken past beef with Brewster agrees to take on the job and once repaired the car is sold. Marshall then bets his stake on his share of the money with Brewster through little coercion in a race, using one of the fabulously wealthy Brewster's imported vehicles. Marshall's friend and brother to the fore mentioned Ex decides to jump in, and acts much like our redshirt in quickly getting himself killed. Brewster leaves the scene and the car crash behind in the sights of his mirror and Marshall returns to the charred remains of his friend to have an angst ridden cry. In a kangaroo court scene that shows no evidence of true forensics, the police then incarcerate Marshall for manslaughter and two years later he walks away free with a new tattoo and a lust for vengeance. Asking to borrow the fixed mustang, the sales agent Julia agrees and arrives with it on the condition that Marshall get into the promised 'big race', a highly illegal but notoriously popularized street race held through some form of podcast. Driving across America and drawing as much attention to himself as possible, he is accepted into the race, bonds with the haughty Julia and after having the Mustang trashed drives to victory in the car that killed his friend, which proves in some way of convenience that Brewster masterminded World War 2. Fireworks.


No. No. I'm not going to talk about the plot. I'm not going to talk about the special effects or the musical score. I'm not even going to delve into the finer points that I would have liked to have seen changed or the nuances of film captured on screen. I won't do it. I'm not being paid for this and I simply refuse. The film was trash, and I have no desire to attempt to give it any form of real critique. I was admittedly saddened by Michael Keaton's performance, but it's something unfortunately I've come to expect of veteran actors who are in need of a quick buck. It certainly wasn't the worst thing in this film but it was not something I felt any real emotion other than disdain for. No, what I shall instead talk about in the form of a personal message is Aaron Paul.
 

I could see immediately that the dialogue wasn't good, and that he himself attempted to give some edge to it or bring the honed skills and persona of Breaking Bad into this festering wagon of shit. I could see it, and yet at the same time there is only so much polish you can put on a turd, given the size and consistency of the manure. The fact of the matter is, no matter how much grit he tried to infuse into his performance, or pressure he exerted into the role itself, it remained too moist and squirted through his fingers to leave a foul trail in it's wake. I don't blame him in this sense, I blame the film. My gripe is with the fact he took the role in the first place. I understand, drug dealer to illegal street racer isn't an enormous leap and I imagine it would have felt like a safe zone for him, but the fact of the matter is he has the talent and hype to select his roles, to choose them carefully and forge a career onward. There are better films and likewise premises for movies, and I have honest to god no fucking idea why anyone in his position would have picked up the script. I'm angry, both for him and for the fact that he is in this film, and while I can put it down to the mistake of an impressionable actor, it will not wash away the stain of disappointment.


In closing, I would like to end this with a heartened plea. Do not watch this film. Don't even pirate it, and increase the stream of downloads. Simply let this... This thing die, and watch Breaking Bad instead. It's a much better investment of your time, and it doesn't promote cancer. I may have burst a blood vessel in my head due to unexpected but sudden rage. Send help.
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